WEEK 13: The Week My Soul Left my Body

12-03-2025

Thanksgiving Chaos: The Week Before the Actual Week

Only Circa would split Week 13 into Week 13a for Thanksgiving and Week 13b for Sunday, basically forcing Survivor players to clear two separate minefields in the same weekend. If you didn’t make it through the Thanksgiving slate, your run ended before Sunday even kicked off. You had to survive Thursday just to earn the chance to stress over the real Week 13 games. The structure is brutal, but that’s Survivor.

CIRCA SURVIVOR

Let’s get straight into the trauma. This is, without exaggeration, the biggest Circa Survivor collapse I’ve ever witnessed, and I lived it.

94.5% of the pool. GONE. VAPORIZED.

And yes… your girl was part of that 94.5%.

Here’s the massacre breakdown:

Eagles: wiped out 54.3% (me.)
Ravens: 29.9%
Chiefs: 8.7%
Lions: 1.4%

The part that actually makes me sick is that I had two entries. Two chances. And I genuinely considered splitting them, one on the Bears, one on the Eagles. But I stuck with the Eagles, backed them fully, FLY EAGLES FLY and all… and that loyalty is exactly what buried me.

Watching That Game… I Blacked Out

I watched that game on my couch feeling my entire season evaporate. Caleb Williams did whatever he wanted, the Bears moved the ball easily, and the Eagles looked flat from the opening drive. Every stalled possession and missed tackle from Philly just made it clearer what was coming. I actually can’t even get into the details or I will cry.

From 898 → 49 Entries

The numbers are sickening.

We went from 898 live entries (valued at $20,844 each) to 49 entries worth a disgusting $382,000 EACH.

I don’t even want to think about the fact that I had Dolphins lined up for this week and they won.

Like yeah… I’m totally not upset at all.

Totally chill. Totally normal.

Even if all my picks from now until Week 18 hit and I watch everyone else win generational wealth without me, I’ll be soooo fine.

lmao ha ha ha, I’m fine.

Grandissimo — The Only Joy Left

Thank GOD someone won something this week because clearly it wasn’t me.

Grandissimo officially wrapped and the $6.9M prize got chopped six ways, $1.15M each. Including our very own client FTW DEGENERATES, who officially needs to donate $382,000 to me ASAP. xoxo love you.

CIRCA MILLIONS: THE LAST SHRED OF HOPE I HAVE LEFT

Okay, deep breath. This is the part where I try to pretend I still have a reason to live.

Q3 is officially done. And no, I did not win the Bobby prize. Honestly I didn’t even sniff it. But that’s fine because Q4 starts NOW and after losing Survivor… I need this win more than I need air.

WCP Highlights

RED DRAGON CASINO snagged 5th place in Q3 of Millions for $909.10, a king.
Full Season Standings: STACKED with WCP clients.

But the real stars? GG’S COLLEGE FUND The ONLY team in the full-season standings with FOUR entries in the money. FOUR. Who does that?? Make them a documentary. Give them a Netflix deal. Build a statue.

Trailing the top:

FIVE ALIVE — tied for 13th
NO MORE WORK — tied for 17th

We’re knocking on the door. Let’s crash the whole thing in Q4.

And beyond Circa, WCP had a massive week elsewhere too. DFLEMING22-2 took 1st place in the inaugural CFB contest, JARED STACKS-1 secured 4th, and FTW DEGENERATES added to his already huge weekend with his Grandissimo share as mentioned.

Final Thoughts Before I Cry Again

Week 13a survivor was a war crime and I’m currently grieving the version of myself who thought she’d be rich by Christmas. But WCP is still absolutely dominating across contests, Circa Millions Q4 is wide open, and we have real shots at multiple end-of-season bags. I may have lost everything… but WE might still win everything.

Onward to Week 13b. (God help us.)

WEEK 13: The Week My Soul Left my Body

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